• Shopping Tee
  • Shopping Tee

Shopping Tee

$40

"The most patriotic thing we can do is make money"

Standard heavyweight boxy tee. Fits true to size. Order what you normally would. Or do whatever. It's a free country for now.

In the wake of September 11th, President George W. Bush was asked what the American people should do in the face of terror, uncertainty, and global instability. His answer was to go to shopping. Maybe take a trip to Disney World.

In-Stock products ship within 2-3 business days. Pre-Order products ship when we say they will. If something happens, we'll let you know. No returns unless we fuck something up, so make sure to check twice. Be a little less conspicuous with your consumption. It's good for you.

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